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VII - Chariot - A. Abendroth
by ~King-Of-An-Heroes
VI - Lovers - Beans Howard"Excuse me..." a young female voice behind him began, "are you Mark Howard?"   
That's strange, Beans thought.  He only used that name when wrestling.   
"You've heard of me?" he replied, hoping that it sounded interested - but not desperate - and aloof - but not arrogant.  Turning on his barstool to face the woman behind him, he noted that the camisole she was wearing emphasized her breasts rather impressively.  Nice shade of blue in her eyes, too.   
"I've seen some of your matches.  You're a local celebrity."   
He smiled, shaking his head.  "I'm not VI - Lovers - Beans Howard
by ~King-Of-An-Heroes
-AUDIO ONLY-"We're being fired upon by mercenaries!"   
"Those aren't mercenaries, they're private military contractors."   
"It's the same thing!"   
"No it's not.  Mercenaries are hired to attack; PMCs are hired to defend."   
"Well they're attacking us!"   
"They're defending their location."   
"By attacking us!"   
"I never claimed it was a plausible explanation." -AUDIO ONLY-
by ~King-Of-An-Heroes
Boner-Powered RiflesThe man stared at the slim, four foot-long black matte device the soldier was carrying his arm, attempting to determine its purpose before failing utterly and deciding to take his chances. "What the hell is that?"   
The soldier looked down at it before taking a step back and holding it out, spinning the entire apparatus around by the circular grip two-thirds of the way down the device's side.  Re-positioning it under his arm, the front half split open horizontally, shifting apart an inch to reveal a pale green-blue glow from within as a small LCD panel near the rear of the device blinked to life.   
"Orgone rifl Boner-Powered Rifles
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Updated my journal </Nameless One>

Thu Jun 4, 2009, 10:32 PM
Being that this is where it is, it's probably a good place to put this.

Having just watched Advent Children (the fake sub Advent Children Lies, technically, but who's counting), I feel that I am well within my rights to say the following: If you honestly and un-ironically enjoyed it, I think less of you as a person. Oh, I'm sure somebody would take umbrage at this, but - and this is the kicker - you enjoyed Advent Children. Any arguments you could possibly make about my judgment to the contrary are invalid.

Although it's not like anyone who did is going to read this. I'm not sure anyone is going to read this, to be honest, but hey.

--OH

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!hongliang:iconhongliang: Dec 30, 2008, 12:10:52 AM
7.000 PAGEVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!! GURREN LAGANN BACK SOUL XD [link]

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~MarquisEyaru:iconMarquisEyaru: Dec 29, 2008, 7:51:24 PM
King of An Heroes! Do you do have enough iPods?!
Mood: Sadness ~King-Of-An-Heroes:iconKing-Of-An-Heroes: Dec 30, 2008, 5:21:38 PM
Only overpriced gadgets developed by a multi-billion dollar corporation can express my individuality and unique anti-corporate viewpoint.

I've got Nirvana's discography on loop and my aspergers is acting up like a motherfucker. You don't want to mess with me. Man, I will leave angry comments on your page so hard.

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"So ist das Leben - hart aber dafür gemein."
~MarquisEyaru:iconMarquisEyaru: Dec 30, 2008, 7:20:14 PM
I'm the bone of my keyboard
Cheetos is my body, Red Bull is my blood
I have ignored over a thousand bans
Unknown to grammar, nor known to spelling
Have withstood responsibility to clog inboxes
Yet those that are clogged will not harm me
So, as I pray

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~KriegsaffeNo9:iconKriegsaffeNo9: Aug 30, 2008, 6:47:00 PM
Danke schön, mein Herr, fur den Fave.

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[This is] a harm that must be undone by exacting painful death on those causing it.

Remember, kids, I have a phD in Theoretical Physics. Don't make me use it on you. - Gordon Freeman
~King-Of-An-Heroes:iconKing-Of-An-Heroes: Aug 31, 2008, 3:51:58 PM
De nada, or the German equivalent thereof.

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"So ist das Leben - hart aber dafür gemein."
~AnonDesu:iconAnonDesu: Aug 30, 2008, 1:46:06 PM
Thanks for the watch.

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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
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